Cabin Pressure Love

July 7, 2011 • 6,640 notes • voldemortoutbitches

irrelevant post alert!

voldemortoutbitches:

IT REALLY IS VOLDEMORT’S FILM

Voldemort and That Dumb Kid That Fucked Everything Up.

Voldemort and My Giant Badass Pet Snake and That Damn Kid Again.

Voldemort and I Was On Vacation So I Missed This Story Line.

Voldemort and I Can Touch Him Now.

Voldemort and That Damn Bird Gang.

Voldemort and I’m Going To Kill Your God Through My Minions.

Voldemort and Well Fuck.

I can touch him now.

(via thecakeisalive)

July 7, 2011 • 9 notes • emmyaist

emmyaist:

I (too) am bored.

And after an evening of listening to Cabin Pressure I just felt like doing this.

Martin Du Crieff, airdot captain. Amen.

July 7, 2011 • 11 notes • thecakeisalive

Do not be inconsistent, I find it infuriating!: Paris summary: When a bottle of highly-expensive whisky goes missing,...

thecakeisalive:

Paris summary:

When a bottle of highly-expensive whisky goes missing, Martin becomes the Miss Marple of MJN Air with Arthur assisting as his trusty Doctor Watson

OH MY GOD. IT IS BIRLING DAY. LET ME FUCKING DIE.

Newcastle summary;

Love is in the air, but also unfortunately in a small airport…

There is no ‘small airport’ in Birmingham…

July 7, 2011 • 10 notes • creepyicejanitor

fireflyspark:

The Travelling Lemon

July 7, 2011 • 52 notes • up-seventeen-steps

CAROLYN:	Martin, you're a berk.
MARTIN:	I'm not a berk, Carolyn. I'm an airline captain.
CAROLYN:	Wrong on both accounts. You're a colossal berk and you are not an airline captain. I don't have an airline. I have one jet. You cannot put one jet in a line. If MJN is anything, it is an air dot.

July 7, 2011 • 181 notes • thisprettywren

This is one professional website, right here.

July 7, 2011 • 4 notes • amandaexmachina

I want to be on a plane when Passenger Derby happens.

amandaexmachina:

My flights are almost always uneventful.

This, and Traveling Lemon, would fix up a boring flight easily.

July 7, 2011 • 1 note • intergalacticju

classicjules:

How many things will I choke on while listening to this? Rice? check. Tea? Check. Ice cream? Data inconclusive.

July 7, 2011 • 2 notes • mauvecardigans

My mate in Los Alamos posted a link on FB to an article about finally returning home, only to be greeted by bears

mauvecardigans:

DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA DAKA

July 7, 2011 • 10 notes • ungrandr

SHOULD I TAG EVERYTHING REGARDING THE UNAIRED PILOT WITH “MARTIN CRIEFF”?

Gay pilot, lol

July 2, 2011 • 452,843 notes • ickest

This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So copy this and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui, the one who does not copy, will be without money. Figured I’d pass this on!

trisidael:

crizzletimelord:

MONEY.

Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.

Hey doesn’t hurt to reblog ya knoww and if money is involved….

The wor money was read. I blacked out. This was reblogged.

I’m already without money, so what the hell. :)

Actually, I think you’ll find it happened in April just gone, too.

July 2, 2011 • 1 note

If your in the cabin pressure Facebook RP, remember to stay active!

July 2, 2011 • 7 notes • martincrieff

The lemon is in play.

July 2, 2011 • 6 notes • creamteaandcustard

“There’s a pilot in the attic”

July 2, 2011 • 26 notes

You Didn’t Hear About The Polar Bear?

emilykazakh:

ARTHUR: What? Are we? Polar bears? We’re gonna fly over polar bears? And see them and look at them and be with the polar bears?!
CAROLYN: Yes, we are.
MARTIN: No, we’re not.
ARTHUR: Yes, we are, Skip!

I love how Arthur is all, “Screw you, Martin, I want to see a polar bear!”

(via emilykazakh-deactivated20110918)